Monday, April 11, 2011

You Never Sausage A Thing!

I feel like I am falling behind...Why you ask?  Well because I am...I had a draft for 5 question Friday...but I never posted it...because I am slack...or because I was insanely busy at work (but for you, the excuse doesn't matter because, sadly, you just missed out on learning more about my awesome how I am navaigationally challenged-and can get lost while using the GPS (or Midge, which is what I named her, unless she has to yell at me that she is Re-calculating my route because I have, yet again, missed another turn, then her name is Madge...)  So let's move on to Meet me on Monday and try for a fresh start for the week...

1. Who would be your dream celebrity date?
hmmm...This would either be Zack Braff or Ryan Reynolds...I am a lover of funny people.  I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to  meet Zack or Ryan (now that he is no longer with Scarlett...ew) I like to have a good time and I am pretty sure either one of those guys could help me have a good time :)

2. Do you have any food restrictions?
Yes...should I have more probably...Red Grapes are out of the question-for reasons of they make my face blow up like a beach ball...and I recently (last night) found out that a co-worker of Hubs also has this same issue...except he doesn't care and eats them anyway...silly...I should restrict myself from eating ice cream, pasta, bread, (carbs in general), and really anything that is causing me to not lose weight, but, as stated before, I would starve to death if I couldn't eat the carbs, and I like my ice cream too much to let it it seems that I am going to have to step it up in the gym...again...As a side note, for about a year, I was a vegetarian. I read this book that traumatized me, and literally that night, I looked at Hubs and said, "I don't think i can eat meat anymore" and I didn't for a year, but then one night we went to Wild Wing (mmmmm) and I wanted some Ranchilada I got some, and now I am a recovering vegetarian...

3. How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?
This really depends on how many times I hit snooze on my alarm...I can get ready in 10 minutes...but I choose to take at least 20...this also depends on what time Hannah makes an appearance in my room...for example, this morning she decided to wake me up at 5:30 (15 minutes before my alarm) and wanted to watch tv and have some chocolate sleeping in today so I took my time getting the both of us ready.
4. Sausage or bacon?
Bacon...I would find it strange if more people chose sausage...(Though if you are going towards South of The Boarder towards North Carolina, there is a Sign that says "You never Sausage A Thing" with an enormous sausage on it and it cracks me up EVERY time I see in that instance, I would choose sausage) 

5. Do you Google, Bing or Yahoo?
I google.  I have done it for so long that it is just second nature for me at this point.  When I type in the wrong URL and bing populates, it throws me off.  I will close that page, open up google, and start a new search...Plus, they do cute pictures sometimes...judge me if you want...

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  1. What a pleasure it was to learn about you this MMM! Your responses were great to Java's questions.

    The first time, I ever saw Ryan Reynolds was in The In-Laws. He is a handsome fellow, isn't he?I loved him best in The Proposal. I like comedies, too.

    How funny, You never sausage a Thing! I do like sausage, but if I had to pick it would be bacon, though.

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  2. OOOH I forgot about Ryan- yes he is a contender.

    Following from MMOM.

  3. LOL Mike Myers! Love it!

    Yes I do love funny people too and can't believe I forgot to mention Jim Carrey!