I Am Not A Dipper By Nature

{one} do you wear holey jeans? if so, do you buy them that way?


No...I don't think I would purchase jeans with holes in them either...I feel like an old lady saying this, but why pay for something that has holes in in-KNOWING there is a chance that more holes could appear or that the current ones could get bigger?

{two} do you get a full 8 hours of sleep per night?

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  I have a 2 year old...And currently that 2 year old has the Flu so we are lucky to get 1 hour of sleep right now!

{three} what’s your favorite way to eat an Oreo?
Dip them in milk...

 STORY TIME!  I was at my friend Jessa's house when we were in high school, and her mom made some cookies for us, so we walked into the kitchen poured some milk and proceeded to eat the cookies (yes, I am aware they were NOT Oreos, but you will see why I am a dipper now).  As I go to take a bite out of the cookie Jessa yells "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!" I am so startled by the shouting that I dropped the cookie thinking it was poisoned and I stepped back from the counter.  Jessa calmly picks up her cookie and says "Don't you know you have to dip the cookie before you eat it?"  Up until that point, I was unaware that there were rules involved with the eating of a sweet treat, how could I have lived all 16 years of my life without knowing that you were first supposed to dip the cookie and then eat it?  So from that day forward, I have always dipped them in my milk before eating them ( I am not a dipper by nature...just by nurture)...Hubs gets mad at me because my cups always have cookie bits in them when I finish eating them...and for the record, I like the Vanilla Oreos FAR better than the regular Oreos.

That's My Jessa-she was such a beautiful bride!

{four} do you wear shoes in your house?

Yes I do-I have never lived in a house where shoes were not allowed...Plus my dogs have ruined the carpets anyway so it isn't like the act of removing my shoes upon entry is going to increase the lifespan of the carpet...

{five} who would you call first if you won the lottery?

Hubs!  No Doubt.  He would probably answer and then say "I'm at work I will call you later" like he likes to do, but then I would continuing calling him back until he answered...then I would call my parents

{six} have you ever been in a food fight?

Not a real one...one time my sister and I were baking and we got into a flour fight...and THAT was a nightmare to clean up...I do not recommend that at all

{seven} do you snore?

I am pretty sure I do.  Hubs hasn't complained about it, but I know when my nose is stuffy or I am extremely tired i.e. last night (see question two)

{eight} do you know how fast you type?
fast enough for the people around me to say "wow, you type fast"  I don't know how fast it is officially because I have never taken a typing test-though I am not really interested in knowing either, because then I would just compare my score to other people's score and obsess about how to improve it and keep retaking the test...(I know you are judging me for that)

{nine} can you do a headstand (without using a wall)?

I can barely stand on my feet-what makes you think I can stand on my head?  Crazy.  I am too uncoordinated to function upside down!  i can't even handle the Tripod thing they try to teach you to do when you are in 3rd grade gym class...sad...

{ten} how do you like your popcorn?
Lightly salted with light butter.  Honestly Publix makes the best light popcorn I have ever had...if you don't have a Publix in your area you should be sad that you are missing out.  If I want a "flavor" in my popcorn, I like the  Orville Redenbacher's Natural Salt and Lime Popcorn...Delicious!

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