1) My shoes smell funny...not all of them, just this pair that I wore today...(and I used to have another SUPER cute pair of red heels that also had the same smell and I threw them away...this pair might end up with the same fate...) To me, they smell like weird meat...and they smelled like this before I wore them for the first time-which also happens to be today...and I feel like everywhere I go people think I smell like weird meat...it isn't me...it is my shoes, and it isn't my feet that caused it either...
2) I used to be obsessed with the Kardashians...but I no longer feel the need to keep up with them...though let's not be confused-if there is nothing else on TV that will satisfy my viewing pleasure, I will likely have E! on, and should they be on-I won't turn it off...but it is not something I am going to look for...
3) I have an addiction to online shopping...I can't help it...I LOVE to buy shoes on line...(which is how weird meat shoes came to be mine...seriously-anyone know how to resolve the weird shoe smell-it has to be something with the material...anyone?) and I KNOW Hubs HATES it...but I can't stop it.
4) I probably have over 20 pairs of trouser pants for work...and yet not one par is a normal solid brown or black...I am determined to fix this "problem" and will likely end up with one of each as well as 5 more in random color/patterns.
5) Sometimes I would much rather text someone than call them...nothing against the person (most of the time)...Hubs and I will text each other while in the same house...it is better than yelling down the hall to turn the tv down because it is too loud...I feel like that defeats the purpose of decreasing the loudness...
6) I like to dress up...now. I used to only wear jeans and a hoodie (or t-shirt when it was too warm for said hoodie) but I actually enjoy looking nice-for me-not anyone else, but it is a bonus for you all because you can enjoy seeing all of the outfits and shoes I choose to sport!
7) My kid is bossy...yeah. I know she is, and I have NO idea what to do about it because sometimes it is cute and it makes me laugh-when it is not directed at me...for example-Hannah was talking to Hubs the other day while we were decorating the Christmas tree. This year we have a train that circles around the tree-because Hannah LOVES trains...well that thing is L-O-U-D so we turned it off and told Hannah that it needed to rest...after about 10 minutes Hannah said "Daddy, is the train done resting?" Hubs did not respond, so Hannah repeated her question...2 more times...so finally she says "Excuse me Mister! Jason look at me when I am speaking to you and we don't say yeah...is the train done resting now?" I cracked up (quietly of course) because what do you say to that? She also likes to tell me to be careful and not step on the ants when I go outside...weird no?
8) I do not know what I am going to do with all of my free time when football season is over...it really is my favorite time of the year...
9) I really have no idea what to do about Christmas gifts this year...I am thinking homemade things from Hannah...let the judgement commence...
10) This morning, at the gas station, a woman walked up with a jacket that had not 1 but 2 rows of extra long fringe on the back and under the arms...and matching knee boots...all I could say was "Self, WHY IS THERE NO ONE HERE TO SEE THIS WITH ME?!"
11) I cannot stand to hear people talk about wanting to lose weight and then doing nothing productive to make it happen...seriously-don't tell me how you think you are fat and then show up with a Big Mac...I will not respond kindly...
12) I could eat cereal EVERY night for dinner...seriously...I love it...
13) I think my professional career is causing Hannah trauma...during Thanksgiving her teacher asked her what she was thankful for and she said: my Friends because they play with me, my family because they work, and animals because giraffes are my favorite." Sigh...I hate feeling guilty because I have to work for her to enjoy the things she likes to do...without the job we couldn't take her to the zoo to see the giraffes...hopefully she will have a good work ethic when she is older...
14) I would Love to move to a different city or state, but don't think I would make it without my mom and dad...judge away I don't care.
15) I have a hard time not chiming into other people's conversations when they are wrong...or just irritating...for example-while ago, I was listening to someone complain about a situation...for like an hour-no exaggeration...and then he says: "Well, I really don't care about it, I'm just sayin..." To which, I HAD to speak up and say "Excuse me-if you don't care about it-then WHY have I had to listen to you drone on and on about the issue for the last hour?" it was not received well-but I felt like it needed to be said...clearly...
16) The guy who sits across from me is OCD about stuff on the floor or being in its place...so much so that one day a PAPERCLIP (gasp!) had fallen off of my desk and landed UNDER my chair while I was STILL SITTING IN IT, and he freaked out about having a mess on the floor and how everything has its place...(XQ-I am at my own desk-in my own space...and how in the world was I going to see that paperclip UNDER my chair while I was still seated?) so the other day someone may or may not have thrown 4 paperclips on his floor while he was at lunch...and then laughed about it...for a long time...
That's good enough for now...do you have any confessions?
hahaha, i am loving your confessions!! :) so funny.
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Your confessions were too funny! I had a comment for each but that will take WAY too long so I will just say thanks for the smile!
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